the-vashta-nerada:

superwhoavengelockandme:

the-vashta-nerada:

i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going

like

if i start a show i’m in it until the end

in sickness and in health

till death or discontinuation do us part

man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from

BUT

Glee

oh yeah fuck glee

shorm:

So today I had someone look at me knitting on the bus and ask ‘could you BE any more gay?’

I just calmly said ‘I could have a dick in my mouth’.

mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

• wasps
• those stringy things on the banana
• commercials on youtube

laufeystarks:

legolastheobvious:

quinnosaur:

lordbovineiscthulhu:

alrightpotter:

legolastheobvious:

hands up if you sing duets with yourself

Fuck that I sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” by myself

IS THIS THE REAL LIFE

if you cunts think you’re about to start singing bohemian rhapsody on my post I will kick you so fucking hard your mother’s mother will feel it

is this just fantasy…

dis0riented:

When a guy calls you hot, he’s looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he’s looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful he’s looking at your heart. All three guys still wanna fuck you though.

Ugly people who have hot boyfriends/girlfriends give me so much hope

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity

infinitetransit:

isn’t it funny that lesbians are presumed to hate men, have turned away from men, or never experienced the ~prowess~ of a man

we’re talking about a preference that actively centers around women and they still try to make it fundamentally about men

christinesinclutch:

do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU” in someones face 

the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

sixthgunforlife:

the-devils-beast:

nicodoublele:

when you have so many ideas, but no talent

When you have so much talent, but no ideas

When you have no ideas and no talent.

thehawklegacy:

If you ever see me with a shirt on of a show, movie or whatever on it that you love too

you have the right to sit your ass down in front of me and start talking

my public representation of my fandoms is an invitation to come and talk to me about it